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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Scouring the Net for Awesome T-Shirts daily.</description><title>Sacred Waste</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @awesome-t-shirts)</generator><link>http://sacredwaste.com/</link><item><title>Obama Rips Jay Leno</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/05/04"&gt;Obama Rips Jay Leno&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;table&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;May 4, 2010&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Leno has always sucked. Now it’s just official.&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;May 3, 2010&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Ke$ha did it!&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sacredwaste.com/post/569150093</link><guid>http://sacredwaste.com/post/569150093</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 18:14:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Powerthirst 3: Powermost</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/04/30"&gt;Powerthirst 3: Powermost&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;table&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;April 30, 2010&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Warning: Not for the easily offended or moderately offendable. You can watch this, but you won’t survive.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Powerthirst is real, &lt;a href="https://powerthirst.ca/" target="_blank"&gt;you can buy it&lt;/a&gt;. By &lt;a href="http://www.picnicface.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Picnicface&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sacredwaste.com/post/561632959</link><guid>http://sacredwaste.com/post/561632959</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 17:08:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Insolent Child Falls Off Slide Twice</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/04/29"&gt;Insolent Child Falls Off Slide Twice&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;table&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;April 29, 2010&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You know who else didn’t listen to his mother? George Washington. Meet your next president, people.&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sacredwaste.com/post/559179246</link><guid>http://sacredwaste.com/post/559179246</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 16:56:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>You Like This T-Shirt</title><description>&lt;a href="http://skreened.com/dustyshirt/you-like-this-t-shirt"&gt;You Like This T-Shirt&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;You Like This T-Shirt&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;April 28, 2010&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;We have 72 uncut hours of them dancing.&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sacredwaste.com/post/556575587</link><guid>http://sacredwaste.com/post/556575587</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 16:20:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Proud to be Awesome T-Shirt</title><description>&lt;a href="http://skreened.com/dustyshirt/proud-to-be-awesome-t-shirt"&gt;Proud to be Awesome T-Shirt&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Proud to be Awesome T-Shirt&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;April 27, 2010&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;They both won if everyone had fun, right?&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sacredwaste.com/post/554383725</link><guid>http://sacredwaste.com/post/554383725</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:52:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Greatest Song Ever Recorded</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/04/26"&gt;Greatest Song Ever Recorded&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;table&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;April 26, 2010&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This is our generation’s “Stairway to Heaven.”&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;April 23, 2010&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;He may as well have used a real gun.&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;April 22, 2010&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If only they were products that could solve all these problems.&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;April 21, 2010&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Against all odds this man triumphs and the face of adversity and puts on his flip flops. We could learn something from him.&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sacredwaste.com/post/539010575</link><guid>http://sacredwaste.com/post/539010575</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 16:46:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>FU*KING MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.zazzle.com/fu_king_magnets_how_do_they_work_tshirt-235836075458180983?gl=flippinsweetgear"&gt;FU*KING MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;div class="gridCell " id="_assetCell1"&gt; &lt;div style="position:relative" class="clearfix"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sacredwaste.com/post/538608304</link><guid>http://sacredwaste.com/post/538608304</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 13:10:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Athlete Has Airtight Logic</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/04/20"&gt;Athlete Has Airtight Logic&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;table&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;April 20, 2010&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;He’s practicing for his future steroids trial.&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sacredwaste.com/post/536474221</link><guid>http://sacredwaste.com/post/536474221</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 16:42:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Best Cry Ever</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/04/19"&gt;Best Cry Ever&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;table&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;April 19, 2010&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A father shows his son how to cry like a man.&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;April 16, 2010&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;He makes a lot of good points while he’s babbling, but I don’t know if I agree with him when he gets high pitched and starts pointing at the chair.&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sacredwaste.com/post/526591069</link><guid>http://sacredwaste.com/post/526591069</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 17:40:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Windows XP Error Music</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/04/15"&gt;Windows XP Error Music&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;table&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;April 15, 2010&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This happens every time I turn on my computer.&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;strong&gt;April 14, 2010&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Someone needs to put a leash on him before he bites someone.&lt;/tr&gt;
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